I walked past a young man on the street who looked like a monkey. A few steps later I saw a banana peel on the road. Monkey must have littered.
I’d like to present to you the Smitty’s in downtown Victoria:
I think something has gone terribly wrong. The sign doesn’t say “Smitty’s” anymore. It says “West Coast Grill”. This isn’t as much fun to say as “Smitty’s” AND also takes up a lot of time with all those consonants.
This is their M.O., which I guess seems promising enough. I like both breakfast and lunch, as well as dinner. I guess I also should have found out if they will serve me breakfast at dinnertime, as this will be the real test.
Oh, Smitty’s, where did you go??