This weekend while wandering about the town, I noticed that there were only two varieties of groupings out (besides myself):

1) Couples (a boy and a girl mostly), holding hands. And most of these couples were tall and the girls all had long hair.

2)Groups of three fat ladies, walking slowly along the sidewalk, all in a line so no one could get past. And lots of sidewalks have parked cars on the road beside them so it’s impossible to get around them. Unless one of them looks sheepishly over her shoulder to see what that noise is and steps aside to let me by. That noise was me, cough-talking “fatties get out of my way”.

Then I went home.