I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee and it was the weirdest pee ever! Here is a graphcal representation of what it was like:

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I had been having a dream where no matter how often I “went to the bathroom” I still had to “go”. Also, in my dream the toilet was made of wood, and was a box with a seat that moved. I was so happy that my real toilet is just normal.