I am totally stinky but there is a reason for it, which is:
Suddenly sometime in April I became allergic to scented products. I’m so sad. One day I could wear, for example, hair product and the next day I got a headache from anything with fragrance in it. Like shampoo, which at least I rinse out right away, and scented anti-perspirent, which I like to use. I’m even not wearing the “unscented” kind because that, according to the list, has fragrance in it, too. Soon, I am sure, I will be allergic to the whole universe, except for peanuts because that would just be too normal, and because I don’t actually like peanuts. Just peanut butter sometimes on bread with honey or jam when I really can’t think of anything else to take with me for lunch.