Do you ever do that thing just before you brush your teeth where you present your tube of toothpaste to the mirror, with the label pleasantly displayed, with a big toothy grin on your face?
No. Me neither…
Things that are pleasing to me right now: me, ballet class, tofu and rice for lunch, writing, job.
Things that are not pleasing to me right now: dirty bathroom, big pile of clothes in my room, staying up late watching telly (“it’s all on tape! I could watch it in the morning!”)
i'll try to be better. i promise 
The toothpaste
And you have to run your hand beautifully along the toothpaste tube, too. (Works best when the toothpaste tube is new) No, I don’t, either.
Re: The toothpaste
Or with old, crinkly toothpastes and make monster faces. Totally never to that, either.