Ok so these new envelopes I have I actually bought for my LAST BIRTHDAY, which is exactly one year ago now and I’m just starting to use them now! Oh no! The second thing I will mention is that the adhesive tastes really gross. I hope they’re not poison envelopes. Lindsie: dead by poison birthday envelopes!
Edit: And now one of them just gave my tongue a paper cut. These envelopes are out to get me.