All of my pens are black and I don’t know why. I actually don’t like black pens. I like blue pens. My drawing pens are blue but that’s all. All of the pens hanging around and in my pen container on my desk are black. They just radiate towards me now, attracted by my negativity. The bastards.

I like blue pens because then I know that whatever it is I’m writing isn’t a photocopy.

Also, I like blue.